Sam is an excellent fellow, and would jump down a dragon’s throat to save you, if he did not trip over his own feet.
“Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, Dad?’ ‘Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits.”
“You’ve left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.”